Sailing Naked

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Possibly one of the best experiences someone can have is to sail nude. There are several reasons for this. The first is that should one be able to sail un clothed then the weather would have to be warm and sunny to make the prospect encouraging, also if one is able to sail, then some wind will probably be making itself know and the vessel will be leaning to it . Even in naturist when I've had to wear clothes to ward off the elements I never tire of the miracle that is clearly a sailing vessel only utilizing the wind to drive through the sea. blondes on a beach digress, anyway another variable, ( unless one is a serious exhibitionist) is that there is not going to be a lot of other vessels around and for me an empty sea is a joyful sea. Whether there are other people on board, then if ones relationship to them will not be strained by sharing such an intimate experience, it may even be accentuating.
Sailing can be a physically demanding pastime, often one has to move fast, its not until one has had the pleasure of moving without clothing does one realise how confining garments are. When I was on my way (singlehanded) back across the Atlantic in my beaten up schooner "Gloria" the most effective sail was one that went by the name of "the fishermans" this four sided jewel went at the top between both masts and was astonishingly powerful in light airs. The drawback was that when the wind piped up it had to come down. But to be nudist to drop it two halliards (the ropes that pull up or lower a sail) had to be utilized at the same time, as there was just one of me and my invisible friend was proving useless at deck work, the sail would get the wind behind it and flap up and rip itself. I'd grown quite tired of this caper and the following sewing up of tears that came of it. blondes on a beach did it, the whole sail floated forward and wrapped itself around the foremast top, I understood that in an extremely short time it'd be ripped beyond repair and I climbed the mast to free it. Wearing nothing but a suntan I was amazed how easy it was. It actually was a revelation. How well this system would decrease in Solent sailing circles I dont understand, I daresay the RYA and health and safety would have something to say on the situation!
If you're wearing clothes they will get wet, and as its sea water, the salt will then stop the garments from ever properly drying until it's rinsed with fresh water. Fresh water can be very valuable on a sailing boat far from land, it is not to be squandered in rinsing out clothing. So if one does not wear any, it does not get dirty and need washing does it? Along with all these amazing gains one gets a nice even tan, what could be better?)